A while back I was at a taco bell. As always I gave the lady exact change. As she took the coins off the counter she gave me the dirtiest look. Like the look you would give a total nerd. Listen here chick, I just made your job a whole lot easier because you don't have to put your newly glued claws into that register to pull out a thing. I apologize that the register tells you how many quarters, dimes, nickles and pennys you give back for change, but doesn't tell you how to count to make sure its EXACTLY 17 cents instead. I can assure you its 17. You told me the price, I gave you the money.
Who knew that a dime, a nickle and two pennys could make someone so mad!